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In 2005, my girlfriend (now wife) and I decided to take a vacation to New Orleans. We all know how that turned out.

(Nothing happened in 2006, we camped a number of times but didn’t take a real vacation, cause we got married.)

In 2007, my wife and I decided to take a vacation to the “Mexican Riviera”, aka Riviera Maya, south of Cancun. Yeah, same thing.

So anyway if you’d like to not have your city, state, or region smashed to pieces by a Cat 5 hurricane, drop me a line and we won’t plan any vacations there. Our rates are affordable.

(In all seriousness, I think the worst might miss where we’d be going, and we weren’t going until November, anyway, so maybe we’ll luck out.)