You are now, by definition, a furry.

Even your dog has a blog:

It goes without saying that Max, a 3-year-old golden retriever can’t talk. But that doesn’t stop him from chronicling his dog’s life — as told to his owner Aubrey Jones — on the blog Max the Golden Retriever.

This really won’t have come full circle, though, until a Golden calls a Schnauzer a Nazi in a comment thread, while discussing Obama’s plans for pets.