Them:
Listen here, boss. Right now things are really complicated. What we’re trying to do is make them more complicated. Also, I’m breathtakingly stupid and really, really unqualified for any of this. What I’m hoping we can do here is throw all this shit in your lap, you know, make it your problem.
Me:
um, but the process cannot be completed by me; and really, you’re just making things worse. leave them alone. the ‘problems’ you’re trying to fix exist only in your mind, because you’re stupid.
Them:
Now you wait a minute. I don’t know what I’m talking about but I know what I want, smart guy, so shut the fuck up while I kick some awesome science. None of this will make any sense but it sounds really cool, so HOLD THE FUCK ON.
BLAH BLAH BLAH WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS BLAH BLAH BLAH
How about THAT SHIT, internet guy?
Me:
Clearly, you have a staggering intellect.
