21st Century Digital Boy

You have to be shitting me. $1.25 Billion-with-a-B dollars for Habbo?

Does this valuation take into account the occasional pool closings?

Seriously? A billion?

From http://men.style.com/gq/blogs/gqeditors/2008/04/papa.html

One night in the summer of 2001, after he’d slathered her in Vaseline (“He liked you all greased up,” she says. “Like a porkchop”) and wore her out trying to come, he gave up and left the room, and Gloria dozed off. When she woke up, Mr. Brown was standing at the foot of the bed in a full-length mink coat over his bare chest, a black cowboy hat, and silk pajama pants with one leg tucked into a cowboy boot and the other hanging out. He had a shotgun over his shoulder and a white stripe of Noxzema under each eye. “I’m an Indian tonight, baby,” he announced. “C’mon, let’s let ’em have it.” Then he dumped a pickle jar of change on the floor, told her to get a machete, and went out to the garage. He took the Rolls, drove ten miles to Augusta, weaving all over the road, clipping mailboxes, smoking more dope, and screaming about being an Indian. Gloria kept thinking she should flag down a cop, say she’d been kidnapped.

Damn. He makes Raoul Duke seem like an amateur.

Boss: “We need that there wireless card installed into that there Windows machine.”
Me: “What, did I lose a bet or something?”
Boss: “*sigh* ok i’ll do it.”
Me: “Let me know how that works out.”

(I suppose if you’re not a /b/tard this is offensive. And I guess if you are a /b/tard this is both offensive and awesome.)

Today CNN brings us this real brain-teaser, “How do you talk to kids about Britney’s sister?“

Oh come on.

“Do the opposite of whatever they do. The end.”

Why do we even need to have this conversation? It wasn’t like you had to talk to your kids about showing your vagina publicly.

Judge: Lap Dances Protected By Constitution

So very awesome. Also, best job ever?

The case involves 24-year-old Laurel Guillen, a dancer at a Salem club called Cheetah’s, who gave a lap dance to an undercover officer in 2005.